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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Titles are always the Hardest. Repost #5

And on the 7th day of the week, you shall take a break and call it a holy day. go home to your wifes and worship them like gods lol

anyways... sunday = SUN + DAY 
                                   SUN = what Egyptians worshiped
                                   Day = Day

Holy day = Sun Day
Christian = Sun Worshipers?
 ERROR ERROR CALCULATION IS INCORRECT, LOGIC IS INCORRECT, VATICAN RULE.

so yeah i took a break yesterday and decided to not write my little thoughts down, figured it was the Sunday... but really i just didn't feel like doing anything thing... basement is hard work! lol 

excuses excuses... lol w/e 

soo i had a topic i was thinking of day... but kinda forgot it... Oh right... Phobias hahaha, this should be fun...

Lets start with a phobia that i'm sure everyone knows someone who has it

ARACHNOPHOBIA! Look a SPIDER on the ground! 

Uhh it's not a tarantulas, it's not a Black Widow, It's not even poisonous! ohhh okay... it is... but it's not deadly enough to get u killed... all it will do is bite u... and probably cause a little mosquito like bump on your skin... IF IT CAN PENETRATE IT... Maybe it's because they have a gazillion eyes (mostly 8) or they have fur on their legs or maybe because they have weird bodies! Or maybe because u just think they're JUST PLAIN UGLY! well i have to say they do look weird, they are mysterious, but they are nooottt UGLY and definitely fascinating. 

Chances are... I would be shitting my pants if a black widow climbed up on my back... but a little spider? a harmless little creature that will do u no harm at all, let me say it again, No Harm AT ALL! How could u hate that? and Squash it like it has no Life or no meaning to it's life?! It's close to killing a Baby with your feet! Baby = Harmless, Tiny Spider = Even more Harmless! 

WHOA DEJA VU!

Next time instead of going berserk on a little spider... please remember that u look silly when u do it (cute sometimes ahaha), spiders are very friendly little helpers (they kill annoying mosquitos! Less spider = more mosquito bites!) and that spiders will not harm u (except the poisonous one, then u have a right to pierce our ears with your scream)

Phobias in general all seem pretty silly to me... i know sometimes they can be caused from a childhood experience that u have long forgotten. Those memories live somewhere deep inside your unconsciousness... But it is not your unconsciousness that is in control, it is your conscious side... So next time BEFORE you start screaming your lungs out at the sight of a little spider, remember that it is your friendly neighborhood spider and keep your foot away from killing the little baby, or else the mosquitoes will eat you alive!

Random info... 
     People who eat more bananas get more mosquito bites!

    In Australia, people worship a religion called "Jedi"  with over 70, 000 or 700,000 (forgot which one it was) followers!

    In Davids house, David worships a religion called "David" with one follower but its expected to grow at a exponential rate of 1!


Yours Annoyed (but happy) 
David the Random Useless info guy.

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